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Preface: “I’ve been meaning to fuck you in the garden.” ~Frank Ocean Midnight tonight legions of savages will prepare to filter their highest levels of thirst through a single sentimental text that will certify that that box is theirs … Continue reading
10 Cuff Commandments
Preface “Memories made in the coldest winter” ~Kanye West Okay, so you’ve spent countless hour’s regurgitating Drake’s Take Care lyrics into your lotus flower bomb’s inbox. You’ve collected all of your proverbial nuts for the long chill ahead of you. … Continue reading
The New London
Preface “Spread love it’s the Brooklyn way.” ~ Big I’m not ignorant to the fact there was an original London. I get it. I knew Slick Rick was the ruler of something. I know that Nicki Minaj faux accent isn’t … Continue reading
The Cosign
Preface “I Cosign Myself” Yung Dro A few nights back I found myself standing outside the Standard Hotel about 34 minutes into a wait for a person of enough importance to come collect us for some artist’s (who I couldn’t … Continue reading
Keep It 140
Preface: I never could see why people would reach a fake-ass façade that they couldnt keep up ~ Kanye West People have been doing entirely too much way before Ray J had seven Maybachs full of MoneyTeam soldiers lined … Continue reading
Slander Is Love
Preface: Too many bitches and not enough hoes. You ever been dead in the middle of a perfectly innocent slander and see people rush to the podium, running off some holier than thou lines about how “Only God can judge”? … Continue reading





